Hey I'm Kristy, I like white roses, lace, and cheesy phrases.
JK Rowling 1997-2007:
Here, I give you your childhood. It is precious and magical, filled with witches and wizards, loyal friendships, and brave adventures. In this childhood, you will witness friendships grow and romances develop. Believe in these characters, children. Believe in their love, because love is real and powerful and magical.
JK Rowling 2014:
JK everything you believed was a lie I made up, and now I don't even believe in it anymore. LOL BYE